Chinese Astrology for the year of the Tiger

Another one for Chinese Astrology predictions… also got from a forwarded email.. select your year of birth then it shud link you up the a new page..

Rat	Cow	Tiger	Rabbit	Dragon	Snake	Horse	Sheep	Monkey	Chicken	Dog	Pig
1900 1912 1924 1936 1948 1960 1972 1984 1996 2008	1901 1913 1925 1937 1949 1961 1973 1985 1997 2009	1902 1914 1926 1938 1950 1962 1974 1986 1998	1903 1915 1927 1939 1951 1963 1975 1987 1999	1904 1916 1928 1940 1952 1964 1976 1988 2000	1905 1917 1929 1941 1953 1965 1977 1989 2001	1906 1918 1930 1942 1954 1966 1978 1990 2002	1907 1919 1931 1943 1955 1967 1979 1991 2003	1908 1920 1932 1944 1956 1968 1980 1992 2004	1909 1921 1933 1945 1957 1969 1981 1993 2005	1910 1922 1934 1946 1958 1970 1982 1994 2006	1911 1923 1935 1947 1959 1971 1983 1995 200

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Rat	Cow	Tiger	Rabbit	Dragon	Snake	Horse	Sheep	Monkey	Chicken	Dog	Pig
1900 1912 1924 1936 1948 1960 1972 1984 1996 2008	1901 1913 1925 1937 1949 1961 1973 1985 1997 2009	1902 1914 1926 1938 1950 1962 1974 1986 1998	1903 1915 1927 1939 1951 1963 1975 1987 1999	1904 1916 1928 1940 1952 1964 1976 1988 2000	1905 1917 1929 1941 1953 1965 1977 1989 2001	1906 1918 1930 1942 1954 1966 1978 1990 2002	1907 1919 1931 1943 1955 1967 1979 1991 2003	1908 1920 1932 1944 1956 1968 1980 1992 2004	1909 1921 1933 1945 1957 1969 1981 1993 2005	1910 1922 1934 1946 1958 1970 1982 1994 2006	1911 1923 1935 1947 1959 1971 1983 1995 2007

More Accurate Prediction in 2010 Chinese Five Element Astrology

Auspicious date to start work for CNY2010

Limpek got this from a fwd-ed email bout getting ur ass back to work during CNY2010.. ngek ngek ngek.. have fun reading n blending it to yourself..

1st January 2010 – Jo @ rainforest (Twenty Forth Event Recorded)

Participants:

i) DenDeViL666, ii) Shirze, iii) OKSiong, iv) Alice, v) Ravi, vi) Gil, vii) Nelly, viii) cKey, ix) KehBoo, x) KY, xi) Alan, xii) Bird, xiii) LoonChuan, xiv) Wendy, xv) Jo, xvi) LaoKao, xvii) LaoKao’s Fren, xviii) Kenny, xix) aMuk, xx) Melony, xxi) Bali, xxii) LeeLa, xxiii) Melony’s China Doll, Special Appearance: LeongWei, BoonHong & JyhLiang..

Overnite at:

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Special events:

•   First day of 2010 and Jo’s Birthday

Places visited / things done:

•  Club @ Borneo Rainforest and took the entire upper floor.

Special things to remember:

•   Drinks’re cheap.. first 5bottles RM1.3k + 4mixers per bottle. but additional bottle sponsored by Bali.

•   Band’s excellent, so far they’re the best local band limpek seen b4.. kansilang good. but limpek kena tiao by the bouncer wen taking their pic.. nabeh, jin jia boh beng pek! but the lead guitarist is the best guitarist limpek really ever seen.. kansilang tua kong!

•   ermm.. KY dulan lor.. wonder y? and even fucking bother to go ask him..

•   ahMuk, Jo pour a cup for him and that’s it. He hold it the whole night and his booze still stayed on the same level.. tarak kurang punya.. nabeh!

•   Jo and the others bought so many shooters.. the shooter ahmoi sipek song ar! came up several time and they really noe who to look for liao..

•   Most of us still fucking sober. Summore can go mamak for supper.. except for limpek eh skinny pants koyak gila babi lar.. nabeh, amkan lor!!

Jo and chicks

bapak ayam!!

bapak itik and all the eligible itik2 skalian

the bapak himself

rocka

bassist

i think this dude is the captain

Fucking geng punya lead guitarist!! \m/

the flower of the band nia lor.. behind is the drummer

lu chai boh? kY ki hiao liao hor..

really ki hiao liao KY

aiks.. seducing ni… tapi siapa seduce siapa?

cute factor punya muka

leela + ravi with niu zhai hen mang

syok lor, nui nui eh! like pillow nia

popeye + olive??

Jo cuba menumpaskan LCly

taking pics wif the birthday boy

double peace!

evidence of curik amik gambar

lil monkey and bigger monkey

OKU.. terencat akal maksima

HnE 2010

Liquid of sin!

Crouching Tiger, Stupid Dragon! u shud noe who’s the tiger and who’s the dragon.

Gorilla and monkey

alcohol effect, really can make someone chao dut one lor..

LC posing LY

Bottle Lickers..

hao lim ar

kansilang hao lim ar

sighh.. ckey without really obvious hor.. everyone taller than at least by 1/2 a head

Jo and the rocka

cuuuu bi lorrrrrrr! all round round one!

the bird just flew in nia..

emo-Ravi

Jo look so small in size comparing wif the other 2 bulky bargers

cool down dude, ppl go home liao can come bak one!

vandalism?

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CNY liao!

31st December 2009 – Year End Port Luck @ cKey’s (Twenty Third Event Recorded)

Participants:

i) DenDeViL666, ii) Shirze, iii) OKSiong, iv) Angel, v) Ravi, vi) Gil, vii) BakChang, viii) cKey, ix) KehBoo, x) Halston, xi) Greeny, xii) Trash, xiii) Ping, xiv) Wendy, xv) Jo, xvi) Leong, xvii) Leong’s GF, xviii) Hai Kao, xix) aMuk, xx) Melony, xxi) Bali, xxii) LeeLa,

Overnite at:

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Special events:

•    Last day of 2009

Places visited / things done:

•   Port luck.. 1 person bring one food + 1 beer. kek kor kiong kan lor.. too many things to eat liao.

Special things to remember:

•   Curik makan before everyone reached. Rearrange back then let other ppl know we waited for them to arrived then only start eating..

•   When food kenot finished, haf to use by force or 1 2 som lor.

•   Hai Kao was the last one to reach KL, but he’s leaving right after this back to Taiping becoz his GF called him liao. n he skipped Jo’s birthday party also.

•   Celebrated Jo’s birthday also.. n OKSiong made him a mask to wear

•   Fire crackers either in 1U n Curve lasted for at least 10-15mins

curik makan punya evidence..

another pencuri handalan

two more over here.. ngek ngek ngek

tis one officially can eat liao..

Ping: “kenot stop one wor.. talk talk talk!”

Melon: eh, lu ai CD pro 2 boh?

Bakchang wanna proof that his tattoo tarak match the artwork behind

siu kai yek, ngor zhi sai zhung yi sek!

Jo’s Jelly cake.. nice!

mau potong sudah..

stopped by halston n asked to cover his face so tat no one can recog him for killing the dog

since so obedient, a lick to his nipple

kanna Zorro an neh.. Courteosy of OKSiong.. hand made mask leh

Can be used as a bra

*Clap Clap *Sing Sing *Happy birthday to uuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Also clap2 sing2.. but eyeing on the cake

the mask inventor

blow to make his new bday wish.. getting a new gf?

Post mortem on which part to kui toh seng…

smurf… wif his fon??

after everything, he is the only one to clean-up!

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Jo’s birthday in the forest!

6th December 2009 – Boy + Su Ann Taiping Wedz Pt. 1 (Twenty Second Event Recorded)

A day before the wedding day

•    On the morning, everyone bz go get their hair done lar, buy the Pink Shirt for jiap sin niao and etc. Then at night pulak go ah Boy’s house for lau tia meh n also c how different Hakka culture is comparing wif ours..

•   Normally, ppl jes wear pajama n shoes. But, as a Hakka, ah boy needs to dressed like dunno Indiana Jones or Van Helsing shit to pai ti kong.. he needs to wear mai an Indiana Jones’ hat and red cloth across his body.. am kan no one take pic that nite.. if anyone got any pic, please do send it to me..

•   Everything was ok and according to plan. But there was only one thing that none of us can think of.. The cibai sang keh erm sipek kiong kan.. jin jia dulan ee lor.. summore after Boy pai ti kong, she supposed to went down to help Su Ann ma, manatau ended up fighting with Su Ann’s aunt, nabeh. sipek uh seh..

On the wedding day

•   We berkumpul at Boy’s house bout 8am. then bertolak at 10am. but we reached Su Ann’s bout 11++ almost 12pm. Btw hor, distance between Boy & Su Ann house tak sampai 3 minutes drive.. Within that perioud of time hor, we went to Petrol station lar to show off lar! then later stopped at one kopitiam to lepak and drink cuppa kopi first.. ngek ngek ngek.. actually, we dun do it on purpose one.. Ah Boy oso wanna fast fast kasi rampas dia, but Su Ann’s make up artist sipek jeh appointment at that time.. so ma kenot finish on time lor, so she ma late lor.. and we need to go drink kopi lor..

•   As usual, char boh all try to kenakan us lor.. but tricks are too simple for us.. drink olive oil, then dunno drink wat blend, tongue the chocs from pile of kampung koh chilly sauce, asking the groom the dance and making sentence out of the words they wrote on papers..

•   After kao tim ade, we all cabut for Pokok Assam laksa first before getting bak home to prepare for the dinner.

•   We reached Hokkien Association @ 5pm. Actually nuthing much to helped out. everything has been done and well planned. dinner starts before Su Ann arrived coz of the stupid make artist again. and the most fucked up part is that during Boy & Su Ann wanna pour champagne, the cibai sang keh erm pandai pandai go snatched it and help to pour.. wah lan eh.. really am kan lor..

•   After dinner, as usual, we stayed and lepak there for a while more to drink beers and private photo session.. muhahahha.. then we went Yew Lee for second round. Su Ann & Boy sipek geng, prepare clothes in the car ade one. Once kao tim, straight away go changed liao eh then go second round right away..

•   After Yew Lee pulak, some of us went to JR for third fucking round! LALA pub. muhahaha. nabeh!

Ele-bro + Leo

cKey the tie master.. everyone oso ask him to kao tim one..

sipek good eh driver, morning morning wipe car liao..

bouncer fag

groom popping out

groom make up make up

some artistic shots lar..

from today onwards, ai joh tua lang liao ar.. haf to be sang sang seng seng

bunch of monkeys…

jeh kong liao.. beh hiao pak tie pulak???

mai kia mai kia.. later lu lor kuan si liao eh…

pirate turned hai kao, hai kao turned pirate again

our visit to kamunting petrol station

at the kopitiam.. retro feel boh??

re-energized with tiger!

ah ku, good!

cibai sang keh erm..

tuk tuk chiang… chinese opera show..

ele more tension than the groom

pai kia leo

kawaii groom

groom kah kah ki.. mien kia eh!

kena liao fr the girls..

another artistic shot

drinkin dunno wat blended cocktail

licking chocs

cibai kong tau like it so much

pirate yak chiu

those who pi-ya kua, mien lau kua

kao tim liao.. can bring her out liao..

tuk tuk chiang chiang.. here comes pao kung!

bride and groom + maid and best man

sipek yeng ni!

fish eye feel a bit!

Su Ann oso wanna tuk tuk chiang!

Samurai Bali..

Hantu Ann

Decor by Irene Florist, Taiping

ngam ngam reach hokkien association

Boy + 2 cute lil nephews

group photo.. kesian tat fella’s car

the couple and their cupid

Bali and his favorite song

cKey seems like the shortest among 3 of them. maybe bcoz of his neck

B&W couple pic

Shocked tiok..

Gajah family + couple

Pai kia Leo + couple

cupid + metallica and couple

Hai kao + meow + couple

baleela + couple

rooster dance

the chicks

sked raining ar..

cute cute couple pose

big size punya semua.. size M and S sudah habis jual!

Leng kuan + couple

bride become swan

nice skirt.. sipek spanish feel ar

pi kah chern tua!

alcohol effect

Beauty Pageant 2009/2010

alcohol effect! kiu kin ar!

chao dut!

so tired of the monkeys.. how to make them stop ar

pi sai snooker

3 stooges

the most dangerous..

the chicks..

one melon + one kong tau + one budak

another bunch of dangerous minds

ah chuan siuh sim tek tiok

monkey hug tree.. uhahahaha

bali wif his colored contact lenses.. euwww..

kanineh, jia koh lien tiok lu meh??

tango dude.. euwwww..

melon ki kutu liao.. hamsup kutu

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New Year Eve Port Luck